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AMAZING ANSWERS

Question and the Answer given by Candidates. Oh sorry, most of them are IAS Officers now.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)


Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)


Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)


Q.. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with
one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)


Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)


Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)


Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )


Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.


Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.


Q.. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank)
 Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains?
A : It depends on the size of the bucket. (CA Institute Campus
Interview Placement)
 Interviewer said 'I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!'
The boy thought for a while and said, 'my choice is one really difficult question.'

'Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. 'What comes first, Day or Night?'

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer, but he thought for a while and said, 'It's the DAY sir!'

'How' the interviewer asked,

'Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!'

He was selected for IIM!

Time Management------a different angle

Best Time Management Tips (How to manage mountains of tasks in fistful of time?) * Don't do it! Unless heavens will fall. There is maximum chance that nobody will be tracking it far enough! * Delegate it Don�t do it yourself unless it is disposing of the bomb you assembled! Don't keep the dog and bark yourself! * Put the ball back in the other's court Only the serious task will survive the volley. Encourage self service. It's so easy to just order a task. Answer question with a question! * Don't give it on a platter! Never give a solution better than the problem. * Take hell of a lot time�and demand for more! �and nobody can blame you; you are still doing it!! * Don't touch it before the 11th hour! �chances are it won't be required by that time without any side-effects! �and by delaying, you can check whether the bugger really needed it! �90% of the tasks started are nothing more than noise, dust and tranquiliser pills to cover up �� for real thinking. * Start it with a lot of advertisement big-bang and park it silently behind the first bend! Majority of the times, all the task-giver wants is to see action-initiation. That's all! * Manage the expectations of the task-giver Put water on it! * Drag in the task-giver He will forget about it! (That's what he wanted when he gave it to you!!) * Postpone it Useless tasks are balls which come back to remind you automatically! All this is to separate the necessary from the unnecessary. Task generation has become the favourite passtime of the planet. As Philip says in his masterpiece book 'Life Strategies' - "Do what works, do what matters!!!" Only the task which matters should be done. Every other task is an overhead! Reduce your stress, live longer, get promoted!

Hum ko man ki shakti dena

Humko man ki shakti dena (audio)
(O God, give us strength of mind)

Humko man ki shakti dena, man vijay kare
Dusaron ke jaise pehele, khudhko jai kare

Repeat Chorus
Humko man ki shakti dena

Bhed bhaav apne dilse, saaf karsake x2
Dosoton se bhool ho to, maaf karsake x2
Jhooth se bache rahe, sach ka dam bhare x2
Dusaron ke jaise pehele, khudhko jai kare

Repeat Chorus
Humko man ki shakti dena

Mushkile pade to humpe, itna karma kar x2
Saath de to dharma ka, chalengey dharma par x2
Khud pe housla rahe, badee se na darey x2
Dusaron ke jaise pehele, khudhko jai kare

Repeat Chorus
Humko man ki shakti dena

Meaning:

O God, give us strength to overcome our mind (ourselves)
before attempting to conquer others, conquer oneself

Let us cleanse our mind of discrimination (of persons)
Let us try to forgive the mistakes of friends
Let us discard falsehood and follow the path of truth

Whatever the difficulties in the path, we will continue to work
We will tread the path of righteousness with the blessings of Dharma
We will possess self confidence to fight evil

Interesting pics 3

DHAULA KUAN  ROAD ON THE WAY TO BHAIRON BABA TEMPLE WITH DAKSH AND PAARTH  ON THE DAY OF POST AROUND 2 P.M. USING BLACKBERRY

Odds understood

Remember you bet the figure on right to win that on left

so...................4-1 means you bet 1 rs. to win 4......so total of 5 ................

Example

In considering a soccer match (the event) that can be either a 'home win', 'draw' or 'away win' (the outcomes) then the following odds might be encountered to represent the true chance of each of the three outcomes:

Home: Evens

Draw: 2-1

Away: 5-1

These odds can be represented as relative probabilities (or percentages by multiplying by 100) as follows:

Evens (or 1-1) corresponds to a relative probability of ¹⁄₂ (50%)

2-1 corresponds to a relative probability of ¹⁄₃ (33¹⁄₃%)

5-1 corresponds to a relative probability of ¹⁄₆ (16²⁄₃%)

By adding the percentages together a total 'book' of 100% is achieved (representing a fair book). The bookmaker, in his wish to avail himself of a profit, will invariably reduce these odds. Consider the simplest model of reducing, which uses a proportional decreasing of odds

Gorilla ---man

A married couple at the Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.

Says the woman: 'Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts to it and see how horny it gets just as men do.

'Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free. 'See,' says the woman, 'Now, I know why you react the way you do; men can't control their animal instincts just like gorillas can't.

'Says Mark: 'Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens. 'The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.

Says Mark: 'This is incredible, now, pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum and let us see what happens!'The woman pulls her skirt up, turns around with her bum to the gorilla, which by now, was extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her.

The woman yells: 'Mark ,what do I do now? Please, help me!'Mark replies: 'Now, tell him you have a headache'. Let us see if Gorillas and men are the same.

SRK MARKSHEET

Negative Positive

Stare at the colored dots on this girl’s nose for 30 seconds, then quickly look at a white wall or ceiling (or anything pure white) and start blinking rapidly. Congratulations, you just processed a negative with your brain!

All time favourites

Survivor - Eye of the tiger
Bonnie Tyler - Total eclipse of the heart
Irene Cara - What a feeling
Stevie Wonder - I just call to say I love you
The Scorpions - Still loving you
Baltimora - Tarzan boy
Bryan Ferry - Slave to love
The Police - Every breath you take
Pink Floyd - The wall ( 1980) Album: The wall
Guns'n'roses - Sweet child o'mine (1988) Album: Appetite for destruction
Bangles - Manic Monday (1986) Album: Different light
Queen - I want to break free ( 1984) Album: The works
George Michael - Careless Whisper
Survivor - Burning Heart
Jefferson Starship - Sara
Mr. Mister - Broken Wings
Chicago - Will You Still Love Me
Laura Branigan - Self Control

Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight

Lionel Richie - Say You Say Me

Alter ego

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INCREDIBLE : 2 OCEANS meet but do NOT mix !!!!

The Gulf of Alaska: Water from melting glaciers being fresh water where as the ocean has high salt. Since the two bodies hv different densities, its resistant to get mixed !!!!

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the lovely 70's n 80's 3

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the lovely 70's n 80's